1 00:00:06,773 --> 00:00:08,741 You've reached Salty Breeze... 2 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,342 Oh my God, this is ridiculous. 3 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:12,177 I have called the Salty Breeze three times 4 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:13,212 and nobody's picked up 5 00:00:13,213 --> 00:00:14,179 and that sheriff person isn't picking up either. 6 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:16,281 How am I supposed to file a noise complaint 7 00:00:16,282 --> 00:00:17,850 if nobody picks up their phones? 8 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,486 You know what, I'm going to have to do this myself. 9 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:23,022 Okay, let's go. 10 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,256 Where? 11 00:00:24,257 --> 00:00:25,458 To the Salty Breeze. 12 00:00:25,558 --> 00:00:27,226 This assault on my ears has gone on long enough. 13 00:00:27,227 --> 00:00:29,228 Eden, the last thing we need to do 14 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:31,363 is for you to go over to the Salty Breeze 15 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:33,232 and shut down karaoke night. 16 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:35,100 Why is that the last thing we need? 17 00:00:35,101 --> 00:00:36,535 Well, I just, I mean... 18 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:38,204 The last thing we need implies that 19 00:00:38,338 --> 00:00:41,640 there's a problem I would exacerbate by going there. 20 00:00:41,641 --> 00:00:44,276 That is grammatically correct, yes. 21 00:00:44,277 --> 00:00:45,344 So what are you saying? 22 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:46,346 I'm saying, I just, 23 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:48,547 I don't think people have quite warmed up to you yet. 24 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:50,082 This is a town of Aerosmith-singing, 25 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:51,483 lobster-shucking busybodies. 26 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:53,619 Who cares if they've warmed up to me? 27 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:57,756 Still, I just think going over to the Salty Breeze and-- 28 00:00:57,757 --> 00:00:58,858 Ah! 29 00:01:01,428 --> 00:01:03,829 I am trying to help you get over your hemophobia. 30 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:06,466 I really do appreciate that, but I, uh, oh, sorry, 31 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:09,168 I just need a second. Um. Oh, boy. 32 00:01:09,169 --> 00:01:11,203 I tried exposure therapy already, 33 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:13,272 and even when I knew where the blood was, 34 00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:15,541 it was challenging, so I think surprising me 35 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:18,043 may be a bit advanced, so I just need a little warning. 36 00:01:18,044 --> 00:01:19,145 Well, no one's going to warn you 37 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:20,713 when they're about to start bleeding, okay, sweetheart? 38 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:22,048 - That's a good point. - Yeah. 39 00:01:22,148 --> 00:01:23,515 Now, let's go shut this down 40 00:01:23,516 --> 00:01:26,251 before they start singing "Free Bird." 41 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:28,587 They're not going to do that. Geneva's out of town. 42 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:32,558 ♪ There is a house in New Orleans ♪ 43 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:36,395 ♪ They call the Rising Sun ♪ 44 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:39,965 ♪ And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy ♪ 45 00:01:41,167 --> 00:01:44,003 ♪ God, I know, I'm the one ♪ 46 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:45,204 You know, I still am not used to 47 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:46,305 having you as my waitress. 48 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:47,640 Oh, I kind of love it. 49 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,108 I get a great supplemental income, 50 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,442 and the lobster rolls, 51 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:52,745 I get to hang out with all my favorite people, 52 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:53,912 plus everyone overtips me, 53 00:01:53,913 --> 00:01:56,348 which is kind of embarrassing, but also kind of great. 54 00:01:56,349 --> 00:01:57,816 Let me know if you need anything. 55 00:01:57,817 --> 00:01:59,419 Okay. Thank you. 56 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:03,655 Hal. You want to practice for the crate race with me tomorrow? 57 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:05,891 I actually think I'm just going to watch this year. 58 00:02:05,892 --> 00:02:08,060 We've been doing this together since you were six. 59 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:09,863 - It's our thing. - You can still do it. 60 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:13,400 All right. Suit yourself. 61 00:02:16,102 --> 00:02:17,303 Rude. 62 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:22,876 ♪ And God, I know I'm the one ♪ 63 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:27,246 ♪ And God, I know I'm the one ♪ 64 00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:31,151 ♪ And God I know I'm ♪ 65 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:34,186 Well, now we know why he wasn't answering the phone. 66 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:37,322 ♪ The one ♪ 67 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:48,534 Thank you. I think we all know who should sing next. 68 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:50,136 No, I am definitely shutting this party down. 69 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:54,006 - Louisa! Louisa! Louisa! - No, no, I'm working. 70 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,375 Louisa! Louisa! 71 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:02,882 Yeah, yeah, Louisa! Yeah! 72 00:03:04,984 --> 00:03:08,854 ♪ I don't know what it is that makes me love you so ♪ 73 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:13,125 ♪ I only know I never want to let you go ♪ 74 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:17,062 ♪ 'Cause you started something, oh, can't you see ♪ 75 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:22,034 ♪ That ever since we met, you've had a hold on me ♪ 76 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:26,005 ♪ And it happens to be true ♪ 77 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:29,842 ♪ I only want to be with you ♪ 78 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:34,246 ♪ It doesn't matter where you go or what you do ♪ 79 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:36,782 Okay. Vodka. Whatever crap brand you have. 80 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:37,784 Neat. Make it a double. 81 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,219 Everybody! 82 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:44,490 ♪ It doesn't matter what you do ♪ 83 00:03:44,491 --> 00:03:48,160 ♪ I only want to be with you ♪ 84 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:50,362 ♪ And you and you and you and you and you and you ♪ 85 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:53,198 ♪ and you and all of you ♪ 86 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:56,536 Oh, it gets me every time. 87 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,105 Who's next? 88 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:02,374 Me. Me. I am. 89 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:04,777 I am the next one on the docket. 90 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:07,646 I don't want you to worry. I am actually very good at karaoke. 91 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:09,448 I thought we came here to stop. 92 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:11,617 I changed my mind. 93 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:13,519 Eden! Yay! 94 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,054 Thank you so much. Thank you. 95 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:16,288 Ah. 96 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:17,757 All right, girl doc. 97 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:21,627 Okay. Yes, I am ready for whenever the music starts. 98 00:04:24,497 --> 00:04:27,666 ♪ Hello, railroad ♪ 99 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:31,003 ♪ Is this the railroad ♪ 100 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:34,574 ♪ I want a one-way ticket down to Tennessee ♪ 101 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:38,410 ♪ I'm leaving immediately, Chattanooga, here we come ♪ 102 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:41,613 ♪ I can't afford to board the Chattanooga ♪ 103 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:43,682 Everybody! Choo choo! 104 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:45,351 Choo choo! 105 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:47,286 Everyone choo choo. 106 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:51,724 Well, if anyone could kill someone 107 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:53,959 with their singing, it'd be that one. 108 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:20,285 What happened? Was it a seizure? 109 00:05:20,286 --> 00:05:22,087 No, if it were, he'd still be unconscious. 110 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:24,289 I think he fainted. 111 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:27,292 I might have had one too many pale ales. 112 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:28,761 That would explain the fainting. 113 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:31,196 Why don't you lay off the IPAs, hydrate, 114 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:32,464 and come see me in the morning? 115 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:36,368 Well, I think that wraps up karaoke night. 116 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:37,469 Until next week! 117 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:39,571 Okay, but no, we don't clap yet, 118 00:05:39,572 --> 00:05:41,106 because I only got through one verse. 119 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:42,574 Yeah, but it's getting late. 120 00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:44,411 And we're getting a lot of noise complaints. 121 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:46,680 That was you. 122 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,651 Are you sure it wasn't the singing? 123 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:55,621 Was it Eden's voice that magically made you faint? 124 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:58,791 Or this blood test that shows you're dehydrated? 125 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:02,161 I gotta go with Eden. I made it through every other song safely. 126 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:04,963 Oh, it might be this. 127 00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:07,367 I've been training, so maybe I overdid it. 128 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:08,634 Training? Training for what? 129 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:09,469 For the crate race. 130 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:11,637 You gotta run across this train in lobster crates. 131 00:06:11,638 --> 00:06:14,640 I'm familiar with the crate race. Do you normally exercise? 132 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:17,210 Well, I'm an accountant, and I work from home, so. 133 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:19,511 So walks to and from the fridge? 134 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:21,613 To be honest, my desk chair has wheels on it, 135 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:25,317 so sometimes I wheel myself to it. 136 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:28,053 And you decided it was a good idea to go from being as active 137 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:31,457 as an area rug to training all day several days in a row? 138 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:32,525 Can't rely on muscle memory. 139 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:35,362 What kind of memories could your muscles possibly have? 140 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,529 Who else is training for this race? 141 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:41,033 Larry Jackson, Burt Large, that red-headed guy Tim, 142 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:42,468 ooh, asthmatic Andrew. 143 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:43,569 There's an all-star lineup. 144 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,137 Anyone in decent health doing it? 145 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:46,039 Must be a few. 146 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:47,906 Half the town's practicing in the harbor right now. 147 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,709 Well, I can't believe I'm saying this to a man 148 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:51,911 who takes transportation to the refrigerator, 149 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:54,113 but you need to stop exerting yourself. 150 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:55,915 Rest. Drink a lot of water. 151 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:58,684 And then you need a regular exercise routine, 152 00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:00,720 and by which, I mean daily, not annually. 153 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:02,789 - I meditate. - Doesn't count. 154 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:08,828 Way back in the 1970s, 155 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:12,965 a third-generation lobsterman invented the lobster crate race 156 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:15,834 and we do one here in Port Wenn every year 157 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:18,637 just to celebrate the industry that put us on the map. 158 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:22,541 And this bell back here gets rung for the winner. 159 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:23,976 How do you win? 160 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:25,711 Well, as you can see, these bozos who were trying 161 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:27,913 to demonstrate not very well. 162 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:30,382 The thing you want to do is the person who gets across 163 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:34,586 the most crates before falling into the water is the winner. 164 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:36,455 What's the most anyone's ever done? 165 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:40,693 Well, here in Port Wenn, the record is 31 crates. 166 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:43,696 And do you know who holds that record? 167 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:45,764 - My daddy? - A lobster? 168 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:47,132 Wild guess. Sarah Best. 169 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:50,703 Yes! I set that record when I was 15 years old. 170 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:52,871 And nobody has beat it since. 171 00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:56,675 No one has gone past 30 crates. 172 00:07:56,676 --> 00:07:57,677 Can anybody enter? 173 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,312 - Yeah, it's for everybody. - Maybe I'll try this year. 174 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:03,083 You should. That'd be hilarious. 175 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:06,385 Actually, Peter, I think you'd be really good at it. 176 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:07,787 You know, there's an advantage. 177 00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:10,622 Because the lighter you are, the easier it is. 178 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:12,726 You just dance across those crates. 179 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:17,763 Oh! It's so cold! I think 180 00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:18,865 I think I banged my knee. 181 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,367 Just stop it. All right? Stop the carnage. 182 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:24,403 Can't, Doc. The lobster crate race is next Saturday. 183 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:25,604 To win, you gotta be able to-- 184 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:26,573 Yeah, I know about the crate race. 185 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:29,475 And I can't believe you're still doing it after all these years. 186 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:31,143 - So great, right? - No. 187 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:32,679 There's so many ways that you could get injured. 188 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:36,782 Splinters, tetanus, drowning. Not to mention twisted ankles. 189 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:40,185 Yeah, I know why Eeyore here wants to stop this race. 190 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,653 As a kid, he was so scared, 191 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:43,455 he never even made it to the second crate. 192 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:44,923 Glendon, why don't you shut it? 193 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:46,892 And before he fell in, he peed himself. 194 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:49,094 He was wet before he went in the water. 195 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:53,032 That's not what happened. 196 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,434 That's not-- No one peed themselves. 197 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,035 Okay, I'm not trying to stop the race. 198 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,370 But I am mandating that everyone who participates 199 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,538 gets a physical first. 200 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,873 Okay. Marty One-Crate. 201 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,741 Well, Glendon, 16 crates, 202 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:04,743 you might have won a couple of these races, 203 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:06,846 but you never broke my record. 204 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:11,584 I look forward to seeing you all at my office soon. 205 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:18,490 Hey, hey! 206 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:20,125 Big day Saturday. 207 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:21,661 Crate race! 208 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:26,231 You from-aways have no idea what you're getting into. 209 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,399 You from-heres want to bet? 210 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,568 You've got no chance. 211 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:30,035 We've been doing this since we were kids. 212 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:32,371 Oh, really? I was on a Japanese game show. 213 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:34,807 If there's not a giant mallet trying to knock you off 214 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:37,242 like a croquet ball, I'm not worried. 215 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,210 Oh, I saw that video. 216 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:42,148 200 bucks says a Port Wenn local wins. 217 00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:45,985 You're on. 218 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:49,655 Elaine, you should enter. 219 00:09:49,656 --> 00:09:51,490 We should show these boys how it's done. 220 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:52,292 Yeah, I, uh, 221 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:53,860 actually, I don't-- I don't know if I'm gonna go this year. 222 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,794 I have a thing I have to do. 223 00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:57,262 What could be more important 224 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,797 - than the lobster crate race? - Nothing. 225 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:01,000 Plus, it's the last one before you and Al leave. 226 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,468 I can't believe you're leaving us. 227 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:04,403 I can't believe they both are. 228 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:05,437 What'll we do without you? 229 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,039 Maybe I'll actually see patients. 230 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,308 Elaine, we have back-to-back physicals. 231 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:11,344 I know. Also. 232 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:17,683 Renee, always such a nice surprise to see you. 233 00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:19,084 It's gonna be a long and repetitive day, 234 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:20,120 so no need to stay for all of it. 235 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,287 Don't worry about me. I've got Candy Crush on my phone. 236 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,656 I have no idea what that is, but I hope it's not distracting. 237 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:26,458 - No, I can still monitor you. - To me. 238 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,893 I hope it's not distracting to me. 239 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:29,795 Elaine, you need to take blood and run urine tests. 240 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,197 Obviously, no pregnant women should take part, okay? 241 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:33,832 And where are those intake forms? 242 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,267 Come on, let's go. Get it together. 243 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,503 When your boss tells you to get it together, 244 00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,673 use your Swingline classic stapler. 245 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,541 - I, uh... - I don't need to know. 246 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:43,609 Just send in a patient. 247 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,145 Yes. Patients. Yes. 248 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,448 Well, I guess I'm done here. 249 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:50,983 Run out of candy to crush? 250 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,584 They add new levels every week. 251 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,019 It gets more and more challenging, 252 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:56,021 - and there's really no end. - Much like your visits. 253 00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:58,491 For your information, I'm giving you a ten out of ten today. 254 00:10:58,591 --> 00:10:59,925 Another few months of days like this, 255 00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:01,193 and you'll be free and clear. 256 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:02,095 Just don't mess up. 257 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:05,798 Doc? We have three positive pregnancy tests, 258 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,901 and they're all men. 259 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,277 Did you mix up the urine samples? 260 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,178 No, I'm not stupid. 261 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,813 I just saw you try to sell a stapler 262 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,047 to an imaginary audience. 263 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:23,782 I did everything you asked today. 264 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:26,185 For efficiency, I just tested everyone for everything. 265 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,387 Isn't the real question, why are three men pregnant? 266 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,655 A positive pregnancy test 267 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,657 for a man could mean testicular cancer. 268 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:33,792 Why is there so little in their files? 269 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,128 They're all from-aways. 270 00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:41,234 They all work at the only processing plant. 271 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:48,307 So, this date tonight, anyone I know? 272 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:49,376 Definitely not. 273 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:52,678 I thought I'd cast a wider net. I'm going to Millbridge. 274 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:55,447 Thought it would be nice to maybe find somebody 275 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,983 who hasn't already met my ma. 276 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,384 I'm going to Millbridge tonight, too. 277 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,652 No way. What are you doing over there? 278 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:03,322 Just meeting a friend. 279 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,324 Oh. 280 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:08,227 Actually, I also have a date there. 281 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,529 - Well, why did you say so? - I just wasn't sure. 282 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:11,864 I'm happy for you. 283 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,967 - I'm happy for you. - I knew you would be. 284 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:17,236 Honestly, I might cancel. 285 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,705 Elaine convinced me to try online dating, 286 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,473 but I just, it's such a long drive. 287 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,841 Why not tell him to come here? 288 00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:23,810 Because then he would have the long drive, 289 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:26,412 and I don't want to feel guilty ending the date early 290 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,479 if it's not going well. 291 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,815 Hey, maybe we should carpool. 292 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,919 Or would that be weird? 293 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,254 Yeah, that would be a lot weirder. 294 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,588 - Don't you think? - Totally. 295 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,723 It might be kind of weird. 296 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,725 For you, maybe. I don't think so. 297 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,393 I'd be fine with it. 298 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:42,462 We're buds now. 299 00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:53,672 Are you for real? 300 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:54,840 You need another urine sample? 301 00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:55,642 It's just a precaution. 302 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,443 There was an issue with some tests today. 303 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,877 Dude, I had an easier time 304 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,279 qualifying for the kamikaze challenge, 305 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,415 and people lost limbs on that show. 306 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:04,917 That one guy with the kneecap? 307 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:08,454 Listen, dudes, as delightful as it is 308 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,456 watching you remove these sea urchins gonads, 309 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,191 I'm only here because I'm concerned about your health, 310 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,494 so drop your new samples off at my office today. 311 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,498 Wait, these are their balls? 312 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:37,116 It's harder than it looks, right? 313 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,551 I couldn't even get past three crates. 314 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:40,686 Maybe you could coach me. 315 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:41,954 No, sorry, can't. 316 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,289 Can you just give me some pointers? 317 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:45,225 No, I can't. 318 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,227 Kids in my class already pick on me for everything. 319 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,662 If I win this, maybe they'll finally stop. 320 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,064 And if it goes horribly wrong, 321 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,932 I don't want to be responsible for that. 322 00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:55,234 Maybe it's just not your thing. 323 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,435 It's the only thing left. 324 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:59,772 I won a spelling bee once, but the word was on "asinine," 325 00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:01,907 so I still got teased. 326 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:05,879 This has to be my thing. Yeah, come on. 327 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,689 Fine, okay. 328 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:21,294 Rule number one, the slower you go, the faster you fall. 329 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:28,100 - I'm sweating. - Louisa, is that him? 330 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,134 - What? - The gentleman right there 331 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,235 in the sweater vest? 332 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,638 Uh, he looked a lot younger 333 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,541 in his pictures and said he was 5 '11", so probably. 334 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:39,411 Oh. Oh, wait. I, um, I think I see him. 335 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:40,479 Wait, does he look like his picture? 336 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,283 Uh, no, he looks better, actually. 337 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,285 I'm gonna let him go in first so I can make an entrance. 338 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,388 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. Good idea. Very smart. 339 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,825 - Louisa? - Oh, hello. 340 00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:54,393 Yes, hi, it's me. 341 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,262 You must be Alec. 342 00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:58,897 That or some random man who just guessed your name. 343 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,534 - Oh. - Stop, bro. 344 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:06,206 I just, um, you know, just caught a ride. 345 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,473 Bye, friend. 346 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,008 You're gonna rock this. 347 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,310 Thank you. 348 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:20,419 Elaine, have those men dropped off their urine samples? 349 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,222 - Nope. - How hard is it to pee in a cup? 350 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,290 You know, for the ladies, it's actually not that easy 351 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,960 - because you have to guess-- - Nope. 352 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,628 - if it's gonna get-- No? - Nope. Mm-mm. 353 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,196 Hi. What are you doing here? 354 00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:33,599 I just need doc to sign off on these medical records 355 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,234 for Columbia, so can I just leave them with you? 356 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,802 Sure. It's pretty straightforward. 357 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,837 It shouldn't take very long if you want to stick around. 358 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:41,507 Post-its. Why not stick around? 359 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,075 Good, right? 360 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,143 That's so good. 361 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,011 I'm making a reel 362 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,380 so that I can get a commercial agent in New York. 363 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,048 - Fantastic. - Ooh, I heard you can make 364 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,482 a lot of money doing commercials. 365 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,518 I may not be a fancy actress like Jennifer Lawrence, 366 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:55,454 but I could be Flo from Progressive. 367 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,489 Flo from what? 368 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,490 You know what? Never mind. 369 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,359 Al, we have your vaccination records. 370 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,061 The only thing that's left 371 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,897 on this is your family history form. 372 00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:06,565 Well, my mom isn't around. 373 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,301 My dad isn't my dad, so your guess is as good as mine. 374 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,705 Al, no offense, but this is getting kind of old. 375 00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:15,107 Bert is your dad. Can you just make up with him already? 376 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:16,141 I'll sign it, okay? 377 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:19,011 And then Elaine can help you fill out the rest. 378 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:19,946 Now, if you'll excuse me, 379 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,449 I have to go find some men and get them to urinate. 380 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,118 They usually go to the Salty Breeze after work. 381 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:28,420 Elaine, I don't think you understand what it's like 382 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,955 to be lied to your whole life, 383 00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:32,591 to find out that you don't have a real dad. 384 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:33,859 I don't understand? 385 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,428 No, I understand. 386 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,864 You're the one that doesn't understand. 387 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,301 - What don't I understand? - Anything. 388 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,040 Yeah. 389 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:58,651 I-- I-- I love that you wanted to share entrees. 390 00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:00,754 It's so much better because then you don't have to decide. 391 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,722 - You don't have to decide. - Exactly. 392 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,961 So tell me, how is someone as beautiful, 393 00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:12,031 fun and smart as you still single? 394 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,265 Have you ever been married? 395 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,301 Never been married. How about you? 396 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:16,902 - I'm divorced. - Okay. 397 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:21,607 Yeah. In fact, full disclosure, I've been married twice. 398 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,442 Yeah. I rarely admit it. 399 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,079 It's so embarrassing, just already... 400 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:27,247 No, no, no. I-- 401 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,548 I actually love that you feel you can be honest with me. 402 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,250 I love that I want to be honest with you. 403 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,085 - And you can be honest with me. - I love that, too. 404 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:36,088 Okay. So, honestly, do you want kids? 405 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,890 I do. 406 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,324 Great. So do I. 407 00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,261 Yay. 408 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,197 In fact, if I'm being honest, 409 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,166 I am currently trying to get pregnant. 410 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:47,967 - Wait, what? - Yeah. 411 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,069 I was told that my window was closing, 412 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,071 so I decided to do IVF on my own. 413 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,939 Now-- now, while-- while you're dating? 414 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,474 Uh-huh. I-- I just did the procedure 415 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,943 where they harvest my eggs, but don't worry. 416 00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:59,078 They haven't been fertilized yet. 417 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,714 If you want to get in on this... 418 00:18:01,715 --> 00:18:03,048 You don't have to. 419 00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,450 Yeah, that's really weird, 420 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,218 doing IVF while you're dating. 421 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,654 Yeah, when I, uh, heard it out loud, 422 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:11,256 I guess it did sound like not great. 423 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,958 - Yeah, yeah. No, it's weird. - Yeah. 424 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,227 Weirder than two failed marriages under the age of 40. 425 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:18,063 See? Now, you're making me mean. 426 00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:19,833 This was a terrible idea. 427 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:25,472 Um, so, uh, I actually, um, can't leave yet 428 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,340 because I carpooled here with my ex-fiancé. 429 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,975 Yeah, of course you did. 430 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,344 Should we have dessert? 431 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,813 We gotta find another bar around here. 432 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,082 This place don't got the vibes I'm looking for. 433 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,884 Hi. I heard you might be here. 434 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,319 Do we need a physical to get a beer in this town? 435 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:44,391 No, you don't, but I did bring these. 436 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,625 Now, would you like directions to the men's room? 437 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:47,926 Sorry, I just peed fresh out, so... 438 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,029 Fresh out, so. 439 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,930 Plus, we want to get out of here before the karaoke starts. 440 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,499 There's no karaoke tonight. 441 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,401 Um... 442 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,871 Is there? Is there? Let me check it out. Just... 443 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:02,642 Look, I have been trying not to alarm you, 444 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,277 but if I could just talk to you individually. 445 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,745 Whatever you need to say, you can just say it 446 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,681 - in front of all of us. - We're family, bro. 447 00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:09,915 Fine. 448 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:13,886 It's possible, based on your original urine tests, 449 00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:16,422 you all have testicular cancer. 450 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:20,359 Now, I don't know how or why there are three cases happening 451 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,461 all at the same time yet, 452 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,228 but I don't think it's asking too much 453 00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:24,964 for you to pee in a damn cup. 454 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,169 - Nah, I'm good. - Yeah. 455 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,103 Thanks for telling us now, though. 456 00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:32,671 - Yeah. Later. - We appreciate it, buddy. 457 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,708 Later? I just told you, you might have cancer. 458 00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:36,643 You know what? Fine. 459 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,011 If you're not gonna give me the urine samples, 460 00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:38,977 then you know what I have to do? 461 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,612 I'm gonna have to examine your balls. 462 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:41,448 - Um. - No. 463 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,915 One at a time. Right now. In the bathroom. 464 00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:45,819 This is a weird town and you're a weird dude. 465 00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:49,421 Karaoke is Sunday nights only. 466 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,457 People were upset that we ended early 467 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,292 and they couldn't sing their song. 468 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:54,960 - It's only fair. - I was one of those people. 469 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:58,397 I did not get to finish my song, and that song always kills. 470 00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,299 We know. Please don't sing. 471 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,501 I like to get home to watch my kids grow old. 472 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,803 Then you should watch your cholesterol. 473 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,039 All right? That steak will kill you before anything else does. 474 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,507 Let's just get dinner to go. 475 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,175 No. I would like a second chance. 476 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:11,610 And we'd like to give you one. 477 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:14,546 But it takes the ambulances a long time to get here. 478 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,216 Come on. Eden is making an effort. 479 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,751 I'm still recovering from the last time 480 00:20:18,752 --> 00:20:20,252 she made an effort. 481 00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:24,923 Oh, excuse me. Can you all just-- Excuse me. 482 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:27,259 You know-- Excuse me. 483 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:30,129 Eden's singing did not cause anyone to faint. 484 00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:31,330 Ooh. 485 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,500 You know, for a town that prides itself 486 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,701 on kindness and acceptance, 487 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,970 you're not being very welcoming to my girlfriend. 488 00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:39,839 I don't appreciate that. 489 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:43,976 You're absolutely right, Martin. Go ahead, Eden. 490 00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:46,211 Sing your song. 491 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:49,282 - Eden. Eden. - Everyone. Eden. 492 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:52,685 - Eden. Eden. - Come on, everybody. 493 00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:55,054 - Okay, okay, okay. - Come on, everyone. 494 00:20:55,055 --> 00:20:58,290 - Eden, Eden, Eden. - Come on. 495 00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,894 Eden, Eden. 496 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:07,499 ♪ Hello, railroad ♪ 497 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,603 ♪ Is this the railroad ♪ 498 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:14,239 ♪ I want a one-way ticket down to Tennessee ♪ 499 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,774 ♪ I'm leaving immediately ♪ 500 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,143 ♪ Chattanooga, here I come ♪ 501 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,547 ♪ Pardon me, boy, hey, boy ♪ 502 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,214 ♪ The Chattanooga choo choo ♪ 503 00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:23,982 Choo choo! 504 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,652 ♪ Track 29 ♪ 505 00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:28,321 ♪ Boy, you can give me a shine. ♪ 506 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,990 Oh. Oh, no. 507 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,894 Lorenzo, you consumed any alcohol tonight? 508 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,763 No. I only had water. 509 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:38,630 You resting? 510 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,699 Even a chair ride to the refrigerator? 511 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,769 I stayed in bed all day. I drank water. I stopped training. 512 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,537 I did everything you said, Doc. 513 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:48,374 It's not overexertion, alcohol or dehydration. 514 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,275 What could be causing it? 515 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:52,044 - Eden's singing. - Oh my God, it's not my singing. 516 00:21:52,045 --> 00:21:53,546 It's not her singing! 517 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:56,148 Look, you have fainted twice in two days. 518 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:57,416 It could be a heart arrhythmia 519 00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:59,718 or early warning signs of a heart attack. 520 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,153 I think you need to go to a hospital. 521 00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,389 - I hate hospitals. - I know, I know. 522 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:04,490 All the curing and the life-saving, 523 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:05,591 they're horrible. 524 00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:07,126 Look, I can't force you to do it, 525 00:22:07,127 --> 00:22:08,027 but if you don't want to, 526 00:22:08,028 --> 00:22:09,362 then you're gonna have to come see me 527 00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:11,897 for an EKG as soon as possible. 528 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:12,899 Okay. 529 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:16,835 So, how was it? 530 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,372 Uh, it-- Terrible. 531 00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:22,007 - Hm. - How was yours? 532 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,308 Also terrible. 533 00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:24,643 - Really? - What happened? 534 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,178 He seemed like such a good guy. 535 00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:28,681 I think I underestimated 536 00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:30,516 how weird it might be for someone 537 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:31,351 to hear on a first date 538 00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:33,318 that I might be pregnant before the second. 539 00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:35,554 It's certainly an icebreaker. 540 00:22:39,893 --> 00:22:41,460 Why was yours so awful? 541 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:45,898 Um, like, you know, the uzh. 542 00:22:45,899 --> 00:22:47,966 Are you just trying to make me feel better? 543 00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:50,135 Yes. 544 00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:51,337 Actually, it was okay. 545 00:22:51,338 --> 00:22:53,138 I mean, we didn't have anything in common, 546 00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:56,208 but the sex was awesome. 547 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:57,476 You already slept with her? 548 00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:58,310 It was her idea. 549 00:22:58,311 --> 00:23:00,379 She felt bad I had to drive so far. 550 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:10,089 I find it very strange 551 00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:12,391 that three men may have testicular cancer 552 00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:13,625 and they don't seem to care at all. 553 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:15,794 Well, you can lead a horse to a urinal. 554 00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:18,697 I may be able to do more than that. 555 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:21,500 If the lab still has their blood samples, 556 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:24,169 serum hCG test could detect cancer. 557 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:27,406 All they have to do is test the samples they already have. 558 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:30,210 Uh, thank you for standing up for me tonight. 559 00:23:31,311 --> 00:23:33,045 Oh, you're welcome. 560 00:23:33,046 --> 00:23:38,418 I said I don't care if people warmed up to me, 561 00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:40,152 - but, um... - It's not true. 562 00:23:40,153 --> 00:23:41,420 No, it is not. 563 00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:43,589 I, and I know this is hard to believe, 564 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,758 but I was a very different child. 565 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:48,862 I wasn't fun. Didn't have many friends. 566 00:23:48,962 --> 00:23:52,197 And I pretend that I don't care what people think about me, 567 00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:55,935 but, um, I-- I do. 568 00:23:56,036 --> 00:23:57,103 Hm. 569 00:23:57,203 --> 00:24:02,008 First summer I was here, I tried the lobster crate race. 570 00:24:03,243 --> 00:24:05,411 It's where you run onto the... 571 00:24:05,412 --> 00:24:08,047 You know, it doesn't matter. I was petrified. 572 00:24:08,048 --> 00:24:09,248 - Oh. - Afraid of 573 00:24:09,249 --> 00:24:10,883 looking stupid or failing, 574 00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:13,385 but I forced myself to do it and... 575 00:24:13,386 --> 00:24:14,953 It was better than you thought? 576 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,689 No, it was one of the worst days of my life. 577 00:24:16,690 --> 00:24:19,559 - Ah. - I was so scared, I wet myself. 578 00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:22,462 All the kids were laughing at me 579 00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:24,363 and I fell in the water immediately. 580 00:24:24,364 --> 00:24:26,565 I swear I could still hear them 581 00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:28,768 and I didn't want to swim to the surface. 582 00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:35,240 You know, spontaneous micturition 583 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:37,343 is very normal in children. 584 00:24:37,344 --> 00:24:38,645 Yeah. 585 00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:52,358 On your mark, get set, go! 586 00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,060 That's a good boy. 587 00:24:55,362 --> 00:24:57,062 You're okay. Start again. 588 00:24:57,063 --> 00:24:59,465 Stay in the middle, stay in the middle, stay in the middle. 589 00:24:59,466 --> 00:25:02,267 Well, is it starting to feel good? 590 00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:03,869 - Yeah! That's my boy! - Yes. 591 00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:06,171 Ah, ah. Here you go! Come on! 592 00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:07,339 Well, ouch. 593 00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:08,374 You get a splinter? 594 00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:09,275 Don't think about it. 595 00:25:09,376 --> 00:25:11,510 Think that you're running like on the road. 596 00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:14,781 - That's your road to success! - Yeah! 597 00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:17,483 Five! He's at ten! 598 00:25:17,484 --> 00:25:21,253 16, 20! There you go, my boy! 599 00:25:21,254 --> 00:25:23,123 25! 600 00:25:24,391 --> 00:25:26,126 28? 601 00:25:31,231 --> 00:25:33,098 30. 602 00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:34,667 I can't believe it! 603 00:25:34,668 --> 00:25:37,504 I got to 30! I almost beat your record! 604 00:25:38,004 --> 00:25:41,273 - I know. - I-- I was almost the GOAT! 605 00:25:41,274 --> 00:25:43,442 I've never felt that way before. 606 00:25:43,443 --> 00:25:46,245 I think it's confidence? 607 00:25:46,246 --> 00:25:48,313 But then I messed up at thirty. 608 00:25:48,314 --> 00:25:51,283 Well, you know, you don't have to be the greatest of all time. 609 00:25:51,284 --> 00:25:54,688 All you have to do is be the greatest this Saturday. 610 00:25:55,422 --> 00:25:59,425 And you know, the lobster crate race is not just about winning. 611 00:25:59,426 --> 00:26:00,826 What else is it about? 612 00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:03,830 Well, you know what people say. 613 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:07,467 The effort. Knowing you did your best. 614 00:26:08,034 --> 00:26:10,870 That's what people say when you're not good at something. 615 00:26:11,471 --> 00:26:12,672 Believe me, I know. 616 00:26:17,777 --> 00:26:22,114 There's nothing concerning for arrhythmia or heart attack. 617 00:26:22,115 --> 00:26:23,248 There isn't? 618 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:24,483 An EKG is not bulletproof. 619 00:26:24,484 --> 00:26:26,952 You need to see a specialist in Bar Harbor for a stress echo 620 00:26:26,953 --> 00:26:28,587 and a CTPA as soon as possible. 621 00:26:28,588 --> 00:26:30,823 Maybe I just need to avoid H-E-R. 622 00:26:30,824 --> 00:26:33,058 Lorenzo, that's not funny. 623 00:26:33,059 --> 00:26:34,060 Lorenzo. 624 00:26:34,194 --> 00:26:36,196 I was hoping this would get cleared up with the EKG, 625 00:26:36,629 --> 00:26:37,830 but you know, it really didn't. 626 00:26:37,831 --> 00:26:40,232 So, I'd like to sing to him. 627 00:26:40,233 --> 00:26:43,235 - What? No! - I don't think that's necessary. 628 00:26:43,236 --> 00:26:46,438 You are in the presence of two world-class doctors, Lorenzo. 629 00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:47,941 I was fine with just the one. 630 00:26:49,242 --> 00:26:51,710 I'd like to get this settled before I head back to Boston. 631 00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:52,512 I'm not gonna die 632 00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:53,979 just so you can make your girlfriend feel better! 633 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,383 - I'm outta here! - Lorenzo! Lorenzo! 634 00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:00,286 Would you just let me sing to you? 635 00:27:01,755 --> 00:27:04,324 ♪ Pardon me, boy ♪ 636 00:27:04,424 --> 00:27:05,524 Ah, I'm dying! 637 00:27:05,525 --> 00:27:07,027 You're literally killing people. 638 00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:13,066 Oh, everyone's a comedian, okay. 639 00:27:15,502 --> 00:27:19,004 Elaine, did we get the new lab results for those idiot men? 640 00:27:19,005 --> 00:27:23,575 Pregnant men? Yes. They all have HCG levels of zero. 641 00:27:23,576 --> 00:27:26,045 Which means they don't have cancer. 642 00:27:26,046 --> 00:27:28,247 - That's good news, isn't it? - It is. 643 00:27:28,248 --> 00:27:30,916 But why would three men in one town have blood results 644 00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:32,886 that don't match their urine results? 645 00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:35,487 So whose pee was it? 646 00:27:35,488 --> 00:27:36,455 - My pee. - It was mine. 647 00:27:36,456 --> 00:27:37,790 No, it was definitely mine. I peed a lot. 648 00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:39,091 - All of us. - I had to pee. 649 00:27:39,092 --> 00:27:39,926 My own pee. 650 00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:42,461 I think your samples all came from one person. 651 00:27:42,462 --> 00:27:44,897 And it's not any of you because I was able to determine 652 00:27:44,898 --> 00:27:47,333 without your help that you are all cancer-free. 653 00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:48,867 But you were never worried, were you? 654 00:27:48,868 --> 00:27:50,302 Because it was never your urine. 655 00:27:50,303 --> 00:27:52,037 Hey, we want to stay out of this, man. 656 00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:53,372 I probably-- 657 00:27:53,373 --> 00:27:55,174 Just zip it. 658 00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:57,910 Whose pee did you use for the urine test? 659 00:27:57,911 --> 00:28:00,513 It was mine, okay? 660 00:28:01,214 --> 00:28:05,284 I gave them my pee to use for their physicals. You caught me. 661 00:28:05,285 --> 00:28:06,286 Are you happy? 662 00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:11,890 Are you sure it was yours? 663 00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:13,625 Yes. Why would I lie about that? 664 00:28:13,626 --> 00:28:15,961 Well, why would you tell three employees to use your urine? 665 00:28:15,962 --> 00:28:18,063 Because maybe they smoke more than cigarettes 666 00:28:18,064 --> 00:28:19,331 on their smoke breaks, okay? 667 00:28:19,332 --> 00:28:21,934 And if it ends up getting flagged in their files 668 00:28:21,935 --> 00:28:23,403 that they tested positive for drugs, 669 00:28:23,503 --> 00:28:24,570 they would lose their job. 670 00:28:24,571 --> 00:28:26,605 And I would lose my workers. 671 00:28:26,606 --> 00:28:28,107 They might shut my facility down. 672 00:28:28,108 --> 00:28:32,077 So let it go. It's just a crate race. 673 00:28:32,078 --> 00:28:36,415 The thing is, your urine tested positive in a pregnancy test. 674 00:28:36,416 --> 00:28:37,716 You're hilarious. 675 00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:39,685 - Goodbye. - No, no. Listen to me. 676 00:28:39,686 --> 00:28:41,820 For reasons I will not get into, 677 00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:44,123 all the urine yesterday was tested for pregnancy. 678 00:28:44,124 --> 00:28:46,191 And a positive pregnancy test for a man 679 00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:48,494 could indicate testicular cancer. 680 00:28:48,495 --> 00:28:52,032 So I'd like you to go to Bar Harbor for more testing. 681 00:28:53,366 --> 00:28:55,367 You're a scaredy-cat doctor who's afraid of blood. 682 00:28:55,368 --> 00:28:56,835 You don't know what you're talking about. 683 00:28:56,836 --> 00:28:59,571 You'll just say anything to get to me, won't you, 684 00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:01,474 Dr. Pees himself? 685 00:29:10,984 --> 00:29:14,287 Hey. You want to go to the crate race with me on Saturday? 686 00:29:15,689 --> 00:29:18,757 Or are we still fighting about 687 00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:20,827 whatever it is we were fighting about? 688 00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:23,395 I'm not going to the crate race. 689 00:29:23,396 --> 00:29:25,597 Just tell me. Can you tell me what I did? 690 00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:26,566 You can-- you can give it to me. 691 00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:32,237 Saturday is the seventh anniversary of my dad's death. 692 00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:33,873 Oh. 693 00:29:34,974 --> 00:29:38,945 And I was complaining about not having a dad when... 694 00:29:40,547 --> 00:29:41,647 I kind of do. 695 00:29:41,648 --> 00:29:44,483 No, not kind of, Al. 696 00:29:44,484 --> 00:29:45,918 Bert's your dad! 697 00:29:45,919 --> 00:29:48,554 He loves you. And he raised you. 698 00:29:48,555 --> 00:29:51,524 And he's been begging you to forgive him for months. 699 00:29:54,494 --> 00:29:55,562 He's your dad. 700 00:30:02,369 --> 00:30:06,272 What are you going to do for his anniversary? 701 00:30:08,308 --> 00:30:10,809 Normally, my mom and I mark the day 702 00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:14,179 with root beer floats, which was his favorite. 703 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:17,349 And we look at pictures and we tell stories, 704 00:30:17,350 --> 00:30:19,752 but she hasn't even called me about it this year. 705 00:30:19,753 --> 00:30:23,422 She's probably going to be with Dum Dum at the crate race, 706 00:30:23,423 --> 00:30:24,323 not even caring. 707 00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:27,593 Well, you know who won't be with Dum Dum 708 00:30:27,594 --> 00:30:29,161 at the crate race not caring? 709 00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:30,362 Me. 710 00:30:30,363 --> 00:30:33,065 And I would love to have root beer floats with you 711 00:30:33,066 --> 00:30:36,236 and listen to you tell stories about your dad. 712 00:30:40,140 --> 00:30:44,944 No, you should go to the crate race with your dad. 713 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,302 Ugh. All right. 714 00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:16,308 Sarah Best! What the hell are you doing? 715 00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:19,645 What the hell are you doing? Night fishing without a permit? 716 00:31:19,646 --> 00:31:21,580 Oh, I got a permit. 717 00:31:21,581 --> 00:31:23,482 Oh, well, then carry on. 718 00:31:23,483 --> 00:31:25,951 What are you doing with that crate? 719 00:31:25,952 --> 00:31:29,188 Nothing. Nothing at all, you crusty old windbag. 720 00:31:29,189 --> 00:31:33,625 I think you are rigging the race to protect your precious record. 721 00:31:33,626 --> 00:31:35,428 I'm not rigging it. 722 00:31:36,463 --> 00:31:38,130 I'm un-rigging it. 723 00:31:38,131 --> 00:31:41,200 - Come again? - Well, I may have made 724 00:31:41,201 --> 00:31:45,270 the 30th crate slightly unstable in the past. 725 00:31:45,271 --> 00:31:47,340 You mean for the past 50 years? 726 00:31:48,141 --> 00:31:52,011 What's done is done. I'm making it right now. 727 00:31:52,012 --> 00:31:54,913 Oh, my God. She's suddenly got a conscience. 728 00:31:54,914 --> 00:31:56,015 No, I don't. 729 00:31:56,016 --> 00:31:58,151 I liked having my record. 730 00:31:58,251 --> 00:32:00,919 I plan to die with my record. 731 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:04,324 But there's this damn kid, Peter Cronk. 732 00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:07,360 He deserves a fair shot. 733 00:32:25,045 --> 00:32:26,413 Sarah, are you ready to go? 734 00:32:28,815 --> 00:32:30,016 Aunt Sarah? 735 00:32:31,851 --> 00:32:32,951 What? 736 00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:34,820 You told me to be here at 12:30. 737 00:32:34,821 --> 00:32:36,188 - Is it 12:30 now? - Mm-hmm. 738 00:32:36,189 --> 00:32:37,289 - Do you want to wait in the car? - No. 739 00:32:37,290 --> 00:32:39,258 I don't want to wait in the car. Do you have coffee? 740 00:32:39,259 --> 00:32:43,062 Hey, Cuddle butt! I can't find my socks. 741 00:32:43,063 --> 00:32:44,897 Oh, hiya, Doc. 742 00:32:44,898 --> 00:32:46,231 I didn't know anyone was here. 743 00:32:46,232 --> 00:32:49,935 Don't look so shocked. Have a life. I got needs. 744 00:32:49,936 --> 00:32:51,170 I don't want to hear about your needs. 745 00:32:51,171 --> 00:32:52,371 Or see your needs. 746 00:32:52,372 --> 00:32:53,472 Do you want to wait in the car? 747 00:32:53,473 --> 00:32:55,374 I told you to meet me at 12:30. 748 00:32:55,375 --> 00:32:56,843 - Hey, I could just leave. - No, no, no, no, no. 749 00:32:56,943 --> 00:32:58,143 I'm leaving, okay? I'm leaving. 750 00:32:58,144 --> 00:33:00,479 I don't even want to go to this stupid crate race anyway. 751 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,214 - You can go alone. - No, no, no, no, no. 752 00:33:02,215 --> 00:33:03,982 - Please. Martin, wait. - What? 753 00:33:03,983 --> 00:33:05,685 I-- I... 754 00:33:06,686 --> 00:33:07,686 I want to apologize. 755 00:33:07,687 --> 00:33:09,522 It's too late, okay? I can't unsee that. 756 00:33:09,622 --> 00:33:12,358 No, not that. Come on, you're a doctor. 757 00:33:12,359 --> 00:33:14,426 Get over it. But, Martin, I... 758 00:33:14,427 --> 00:33:17,463 I know you didn't want to go to the crate races that summer, 759 00:33:17,464 --> 00:33:19,031 after... 760 00:33:19,032 --> 00:33:22,434 After Rosemary, and I just pushed. 761 00:33:22,435 --> 00:33:25,504 Not only pushed to make you go, but compete 762 00:33:25,505 --> 00:33:30,175 because I had been so fond of that in my own memories. 763 00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:32,746 And I thought that Port Wenn and the community 764 00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:34,046 would help to heal you. 765 00:33:34,047 --> 00:33:35,749 But it was just the exact opposite. 766 00:33:35,849 --> 00:33:38,250 You just completely withdrew. 767 00:33:38,251 --> 00:33:39,885 And then you wouldn't do anything. 768 00:33:39,886 --> 00:33:43,155 Just read your books, didn't want to be on the boat with me. 769 00:33:43,156 --> 00:33:44,723 And I know that now. 770 00:33:44,724 --> 00:33:50,129 It's probably why you just hate all these town festivities. 771 00:33:50,130 --> 00:33:53,565 Jeez, it's not-- I-- I barely remember. 772 00:33:53,566 --> 00:33:54,600 Do you want a ride to the crate race 773 00:33:54,601 --> 00:33:57,770 or are you going to go with Eddie McChesthair? 774 00:33:57,771 --> 00:34:00,439 I-- That's-- He's just a nooner. 775 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:01,840 Please never say that again. 776 00:34:01,841 --> 00:34:03,809 I want to go with you. And I'm happy you're going. 777 00:34:03,810 --> 00:34:05,310 Okay, I'm only going 778 00:34:05,311 --> 00:34:06,512 in case someone gets hurt, which they will, 779 00:34:06,513 --> 00:34:10,449 because this is a ridiculously stupid and dangerous idea. 780 00:34:10,450 --> 00:34:12,885 Much like having sex over 70. 781 00:34:12,886 --> 00:34:14,153 Please hurry. 782 00:34:14,154 --> 00:34:15,588 They're both fun. 783 00:34:25,899 --> 00:34:28,268 Thanks. 784 00:34:30,136 --> 00:34:32,605 Can you make one more of those, Greg? 785 00:34:40,914 --> 00:34:43,048 I love that one of you two. 786 00:34:44,551 --> 00:34:45,585 It's a good one. 787 00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:50,255 Aw. 788 00:34:56,096 --> 00:34:57,497 Seven crates. 789 00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:01,834 Easy, easy, easy. 790 00:35:05,205 --> 00:35:07,206 This is gonna be good. 791 00:35:07,207 --> 00:35:10,209 And nine crates. for Bert Large. 792 00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:12,011 Good on you, Bert. 793 00:35:12,012 --> 00:35:15,682 Nine crates. Not bad. 794 00:35:16,983 --> 00:35:18,384 You made it. 795 00:35:18,385 --> 00:35:21,287 Of course I made it, Dad. It's our thing. 796 00:35:28,628 --> 00:35:31,630 And now, the baddie with the badge, 797 00:35:31,631 --> 00:35:35,367 our very own, Sheriff Mark Mylow! 798 00:35:35,368 --> 00:35:37,236 Show us your stuff, Mark. 799 00:35:48,148 --> 00:35:49,181 Go! 800 00:35:49,182 --> 00:35:50,850 Ah! 801 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,788 Well, not his best effort, 802 00:35:55,789 --> 00:35:58,023 but still at 15 crates, 803 00:35:58,024 --> 00:36:00,993 that puts Mark in first place. 804 00:36:00,994 --> 00:36:02,561 Not for long. 805 00:36:02,562 --> 00:36:06,565 That's right, because I'm up next, baby. Let's go. 806 00:36:06,566 --> 00:36:09,169 Come on, Kenji. 807 00:36:09,269 --> 00:36:10,803 Show 'em what from-aways do. 808 00:36:10,804 --> 00:36:11,904 Come on. 809 00:36:11,905 --> 00:36:15,808 - Kenji, Kenji, Kenji, Kenji! - You got it, you got it. 810 00:36:15,809 --> 00:36:18,010 - Woo! - That a boy! 811 00:36:18,011 --> 00:36:20,279 All right, . 812 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,248 That was Kenzie Wan with 21 crates, 813 00:36:23,249 --> 00:36:25,518 which puts him ahead of Mark Mylow. 814 00:36:27,287 --> 00:36:28,721 That'd be $200. 815 00:36:28,722 --> 00:36:32,759 This race ain't over yet. We still got some powerhouses. 816 00:36:33,193 --> 00:36:36,261 And now, first time challenger, Peter Cronk. 817 00:36:36,262 --> 00:36:38,130 Is he one of them? 818 00:36:38,131 --> 00:36:40,833 - All right, Peter, - where's his floaties? 819 00:36:40,834 --> 00:36:41,800 Yeah. 820 00:36:41,801 --> 00:36:44,871 I got this. Just dance across the crates. 821 00:36:54,147 --> 00:36:56,048 And he's off like a rocket. 822 00:36:56,049 --> 00:36:59,551 10. 15. Oh. 823 00:36:59,552 --> 00:37:04,923 22. He's. He's in the lead. 26. Oh, he's-- 824 00:37:04,924 --> 00:37:06,492 Oh. And he's in at 26, 825 00:37:06,493 --> 00:37:08,227 But still, he's in the lead. 826 00:37:08,228 --> 00:37:10,829 Peter Cronk in first place. 827 00:37:10,830 --> 00:37:13,433 Yeah, Peter! 828 00:37:15,101 --> 00:37:17,736 You go, buddy! 829 00:37:17,737 --> 00:37:21,807 I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you, huh? 830 00:37:21,808 --> 00:37:23,476 How about this boy? 831 00:37:25,178 --> 00:37:26,379 Good job. 832 00:37:27,647 --> 00:37:30,883 And last and least, because he was last year's winner 833 00:37:30,884 --> 00:37:35,455 and my least favorite, Glendon Ross. 834 00:37:42,929 --> 00:37:45,832 Put on a little weight this year, did you, Glendon? 835 00:37:50,904 --> 00:37:56,542 Wuh-whoa. Glendon Ross has weaseled his way 836 00:37:56,543 --> 00:37:59,712 into first position with 28 crates. 837 00:37:59,713 --> 00:38:05,984 In second place is Peter Cronk. And in third place, Kenji Wan. 838 00:38:05,985 --> 00:38:08,187 So sorry, Sheriff. So sorry. 839 00:38:08,188 --> 00:38:11,123 And now, if there are no more entrants, 840 00:38:11,124 --> 00:38:13,325 we're going to go to Lorenzo, 841 00:38:13,326 --> 00:38:14,860 who couldn't participate this year, 842 00:38:14,861 --> 00:38:18,831 who is going to ring the victory bell. 843 00:38:26,773 --> 00:38:27,640 Excuse me. 844 00:38:37,517 --> 00:38:38,718 He doesn't have a pulse. 845 00:38:41,621 --> 00:38:43,389 His heart stopped. Mark called 9-1-1. 846 00:38:45,291 --> 00:38:46,960 Hold on. He's breathing. 847 00:38:48,194 --> 00:38:49,396 Still no pulse. 848 00:38:52,499 --> 00:38:54,633 But he has a pulse on this side. 849 00:38:54,634 --> 00:38:56,602 Why only on this side? 850 00:38:56,603 --> 00:38:58,937 Wait. I know what's happening. 851 00:38:58,938 --> 00:39:01,006 He has a totally occluded artery on one side, 852 00:39:01,007 --> 00:39:03,008 which means he only has one working carotid 853 00:39:03,009 --> 00:39:04,476 bringing blood to the brain. 854 00:39:04,477 --> 00:39:07,046 And it must be getting kinked like a hose every time 855 00:39:07,047 --> 00:39:08,313 he does the choo choo motion. 856 00:39:08,314 --> 00:39:09,715 Which is the same motion required 857 00:39:09,716 --> 00:39:10,816 to ring the victory bell. 858 00:39:10,817 --> 00:39:12,484 Mark, we need to get him to Bar Harbor immediately 859 00:39:12,485 --> 00:39:13,653 for a possible endarterectomy. 860 00:39:13,753 --> 00:39:15,220 Paramedics are on their way. 861 00:39:15,221 --> 00:39:16,422 Now, the most important thing-- 862 00:39:16,423 --> 00:39:18,590 It wasn't Eden singing. 863 00:39:18,591 --> 00:39:20,859 I was gonna say is that we caught it in time 864 00:39:20,860 --> 00:39:21,760 to save his life, 865 00:39:21,761 --> 00:39:24,030 but that is also very important. 866 00:39:30,737 --> 00:39:32,671 I know it's scary, but the longer you wait, 867 00:39:32,672 --> 00:39:34,273 the worse it could be. 868 00:39:34,274 --> 00:39:36,742 You don't have to see me, but you should see someone. 869 00:39:36,743 --> 00:39:38,610 I just won the crate race. 870 00:39:38,611 --> 00:39:41,113 Does that sound like someone who's sick? 871 00:39:41,114 --> 00:39:42,648 You're the one who's sick. 872 00:39:42,649 --> 00:39:46,152 You're afraid of everything, from crate races to blood. 873 00:39:48,355 --> 00:39:49,689 I'll tell you what. 874 00:39:49,789 --> 00:39:51,490 I beat you in the crate race right now, 875 00:39:51,491 --> 00:39:53,259 you go to Bar Harbor for testing. 876 00:39:53,593 --> 00:39:55,494 If you win, you can do what you want. 877 00:39:57,297 --> 00:39:59,199 Like that would ever happen. 878 00:39:59,532 --> 00:40:02,769 Yeah, sure. I'll take that bet. 879 00:40:06,673 --> 00:40:09,608 And in a surprising turn of events, 880 00:40:09,609 --> 00:40:12,244 we have one more crate racer. 881 00:40:12,245 --> 00:40:16,281 My nephew, Martin Best. 882 00:40:16,282 --> 00:40:20,252 Go, Martin. Show us how it's done. 883 00:40:24,257 --> 00:40:25,457 Go, go fast! 884 00:40:25,458 --> 00:40:28,962 The trick is to run so fast, you barely touch the crates. 885 00:40:31,664 --> 00:40:34,566 ♪ The sun has gone down and the moon has come up ♪ 886 00:40:34,567 --> 00:40:36,969 ♪ And long ago, somebody left with the cup ♪ 887 00:40:36,970 --> 00:40:39,672 ♪ But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns ♪ 888 00:40:39,673 --> 00:40:43,243 ♪ And thinking of someone for whom he still burns ♪ 889 00:40:43,910 --> 00:40:45,744 ♪ 'Cause he's going the distance ♪ 890 00:40:45,745 --> 00:40:47,713 He's off. Go, Martin, go! 891 00:40:47,714 --> 00:40:49,448 Go, go, go, go, go! 892 00:40:49,449 --> 00:40:51,450 - ♪ She's all alone ♪ - ♪ All alone ♪ 893 00:40:51,451 --> 00:40:54,186 ♪ All alone in time of need ♪ 894 00:40:54,187 --> 00:40:55,888 ♪ Because he's racing ♪ 895 00:40:55,889 --> 00:40:57,956 ♪ And facing and plotting the course ♪ 896 00:40:57,957 --> 00:40:59,825 ♪ He's fighting and binding and riding on his horse ♪ 897 00:40:59,826 --> 00:41:00,894 Ten! 898 00:41:01,127 --> 00:41:03,362 ♪ He's racing and pacing and plotting the course ♪ 899 00:41:03,363 --> 00:41:05,164 15! 900 00:41:05,165 --> 00:41:06,799 20! 901 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,034 Go, go, go, Martin, go! 902 00:41:09,035 --> 00:41:13,039 25, 28, woo! 903 00:41:13,139 --> 00:41:15,307 32! 904 00:41:15,308 --> 00:41:18,143 Oh! And he's in the water. 905 00:41:18,144 --> 00:41:19,311 Woo! 906 00:41:19,312 --> 00:41:21,513 But he's taken first place 907 00:41:21,514 --> 00:41:26,085 and broken record at 32 crates. 908 00:41:26,086 --> 00:41:28,187 Woo! 909 00:41:28,188 --> 00:41:30,022 And the final results 910 00:41:30,023 --> 00:41:34,860 of this year's Port Wenn lobster crate races: 911 00:41:34,861 --> 00:41:39,131 hot shot rookie Peter Cronk in third place, 912 00:41:39,132 --> 00:41:41,867 second place goes to Glendon Ross, whatever, 913 00:41:41,868 --> 00:41:48,107 and first place goes to Martin Best! 914 00:41:48,108 --> 00:41:50,242 Yay! 915 00:41:50,243 --> 00:41:52,078 Woo! 916 00:41:55,048 --> 00:41:56,749 Oh, my God. 917 00:41:56,750 --> 00:41:59,518 You did it! Oh, my God. 918 00:41:59,519 --> 00:42:02,688 - Dr. Best, you're a GOAT! - I'm a what? 919 00:42:02,689 --> 00:42:04,590 Not a goat, the GOAT. 920 00:42:04,591 --> 00:42:06,125 You beat your Aunt Sarah's record! 921 00:42:06,126 --> 00:42:07,226 You bastard. 922 00:42:07,227 --> 00:42:08,628 Sorry about that. 923 00:42:11,097 --> 00:42:13,899 Okay. I'll see a doctor. 924 00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:16,770 Give it up for Dr. B! 925 00:42:23,176 --> 00:42:24,576 Good job, buddy. 926 00:42:24,577 --> 00:42:26,812 21 crates? 927 00:42:26,813 --> 00:42:30,316 Only guy to beat you was this guy right here. 928 00:42:40,093 --> 00:42:41,961 Well, you were right. 929 00:42:42,729 --> 00:42:43,997 I'm pregnant. 930 00:42:46,299 --> 00:42:47,966 - What stage? - One. 931 00:42:47,967 --> 00:42:52,538 He said it was good we caught it early. 932 00:42:52,539 --> 00:42:53,940 Glendon... 933 00:42:56,443 --> 00:42:58,111 if you need anything, let me know. 934 00:43:01,181 --> 00:43:02,982 I need for you to know. 935 00:43:04,584 --> 00:43:06,252 You got lucky Saturday. 936 00:43:06,820 --> 00:43:10,123 Water was way calmer. Wind at your back. 937 00:43:10,790 --> 00:43:12,292 It's a big difference. 938 00:43:18,131 --> 00:43:19,733 I'm the GOAT.